Mon Apr 23 11:23:16 CEST 2018 🎶 In the charmy now 🎶
Mon Apr 23 11:04:37 CEST 2018 🎶 What can I dodo to make you love me? 🎶
Mon Apr 23 01:43:06 CEST 2018 So do health personnel give patients severe imaginary problems, to give themselves an excuse to treat the patient and at the same time give them control over the patient and an exit if necessary? 🤔
Sat Apr 14 13:46:49 CEST 2018 Instavid: I had to brake a bit hard today, as a bus that I didn't hear came around a corner. Didn't think that much of it, but 5 minutes later I felt the bike handle was loose. Do I have an accident waiting to happen?https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fp%2FBhjLQcAFHMG%2F
Sat Apr 14 11:50:25 CEST 2018 In dente o al dente 🤔🤔
Thu Mar 29 15:35:20 CEST 2018 Instapic: So I oiled up the bike chain and put the container on the stairs to oil more later. The oil then wandered into the bag in the upper left corner. So I later oiled the bike again [...] #magic #thewanderingoilcan https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fp%2FBg6LB0lHUsO%2F
Thu Mar 29 12:43:54 CEST 2018 🎶 Crush life 🎶
Wed Mar 28 20:21:16 CEST 2018 @icecube In Norway at least, it looks like you can't hold the drug pushers responsible for any side effect advised of in the accompanying information.
Thu Mar 22 17:16:46 CET 2018 Heard on the radio now that #Nordic dads are happier because of an active family life, according to some study. Well I guess I'm not feeling that. But if they say it in a way that can pass as genuine on the radio, it must be true.
Thu Mar 22 15:03:50 CET 2018 Taka-taka, vroom-boom.
Tue Mar 20 14:43:10 CET 2018 🎶 We don't need another zero 🎶
Tue Mar 20 11:40:04 CET 2018 I see the Norwegian pension fund is a stock owner in @Gjensidige - maybe their motto should be "keeping people miserable, to keep people miserable longer"?
Mon Mar 19 23:04:31 CET 2018 Instapic: Another batch of olive- and canola-oil #marinated #garlic and #ginger. About 1 1/2 garlic, same amount or less ginger. Chop those, then drizzle #thyme a couple of times, a couple of tablespoons ground #coriander and top with #laurels. https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fp%2FBghVYhTFQT9%2F
Mon Mar 19 22:07:54 CET 2018 So I was thinking today; I could've ended up paralyzed from the neck down in that 2015 bus accident(?). What a nightmare scenario that would've been: "insane", completely reliant on others and unable to fend for myself. 🤔😒 https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fp%2F9Bd3XCKKuX%2F
Mon Feb 12 16:29:14 CET 2018 When the 50-ish year old man who snags the keys to the loo in front of you manages to put a series of drops on the toilet rim. 🤔
Mon Feb 12 13:30:14 CET 2018 Correction: Fun fact: If you turn the third letter in the name of the Norwegian state child support collection AGENCY #NAVI 90 degrees to the right, and add a minus at the top, you get NAZI.
Mon Feb 12 13:18:48 CET 2018 Fun fact: If you turn the third letter in the name of the Norwegian state child support collection #NAVI 90 degrees to the right, and add a minus at the top, you get NAZI.
Sun Feb 11 17:34:07 CET 2018 Has anyone heard the one about the police officer that found the job egg-citing?
Sun Feb 11 12:55:20 CET 2018 🎶 I don't want none if ya ain't got cinnamon buns, hun 🎶
Wed Jan 24 19:06:00 CET 2018 So I just slipped and almost fell on the scale in the mens locker which I often use. Not sure if that was by chance, or because of water-agent-clown or suction-powered-clown.
Wed Jan 24 17:03:16 CET 2018 I wonder if state-controlled health care etc. also functions as a recruitment channel to politics. 🤔
Wed Jan 24 15:01:21 CET 2018 Nightmare on eco street 😂
Thu Dec 14 11:15:21 CET 2017 🎶 When I get that feeling, I need, sexual function 🎶 *blows nose*
Tue Dec 12 15:37:04 CET 2017 I guess if a system works in a certain negative way, it should always be considered if it was an intention of the design or has been left that way because it is wanted that way.
Fri Nov 24 20:23:45 CET 2017 Instagram pic: Been browsing stores for some cheap 9V batteries, found some in a tool++ store I frequent. Another cashier called back a customer as he had paid 2 kroner too little. Funny and a bit embarrassing. 😳 I pay my stuff and about to.. #blackfriday