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So I have a contact on LinkedIn that is a forensic psychiatrist in the UK it seems. So sometime in the future if I happen to be charged with something, I might just be said to haven been a cunning sociopath trying to make the right friends.[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 Oct 18:35 Europe/Oslo]
An old joke
So, a long time ago I heard a joke about rather black people..Here in the south of Spain, there are quite a bit of African people going around in beaches, restaurants etc. typically selling watches, sunglasses etc.
I guess some are immigrants, others like one we met yesterday are here for periods working and then at home.
Anyway, this guy we met yesterday came to our table while we were eating out late and it was quite dark. This gentleman selling was also quite dark, so the eyes and teeth become a contrast in the dark..
I a bit amuzingly rendered an old anecdote and the joke of what to do if robbed by a gang of black men in a dark tunnel (tell a joke and hit foe the teeth).
I thought a bit about it today and wondered if it was racistic to tell the joke; but I don't feel like it is.
These guys selling watches are 'cold call' sellers, and I can respect the honest hustle of selling things to make a living.
The guy who sold watches yesterday had a big family bacl in Africa, and was 6 months here and 6 in Africa every year.
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [06 Oct 22:52 Europe/Oslo]
Song of the day
Atomic Kitten - The tide is high[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [19 Jul 11:50 Europe/Oslo]
Song of the day
The Midnight Beast - Tik Tok[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [16 Mar 15:01 Europe/Oslo]
It's the hat
http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/hutweber_hitler_chaplin...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [12 Mar 12:52 Europe/Oslo]
Moose-AD
Verdens Gang (Norwegian Newspaper) reports that two reindeer have been liquidated:http://www.vg.no/rampelys/artikkel.php?artid=581763
No reports yet on whether this is a retaliation for recent events in Dubai, as a ploy to set a scare in Santa Clause's pack.
More in the news at 7.
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [18 Feb 18:18 Europe/Oslo]
A remix
I've thought about this for a little while.. I'd like to see/hear a remix of Elvis' "All shook up", but now in the form of "All fucked up".. ;)[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [20 Oct 23:21 Europe/Oslo]
A poke is no joke
http://news.slashdot.org/story/09/10/12/2237246/Facebook-Use...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 Oct 07:44 Europe/Oslo]
Law'n'order
http://www.winterface.org/Photos/funny/lawnorder.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [08 Oct 23:20 Europe/Oslo]
Another reason to smoke
http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Benefits_of_smoking...
(thanks StFu)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [22 Sep 12:46 Europe/Oslo]
Yummy
http://www.omnomnomnom.com/[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [29 Jul 00:09 Europe/Oslo]
3rd time is the charm
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/1029/1matrix.jpg
(thanks Willoch)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [28 Jul 22:52 Europe/Oslo]
Teaching that sticks
http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/(thanks Willoch)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [01 Jul 01:08 Europe/Oslo]
Fleshwasher
http://www.bestofblocket.se/bilder/fullsize.php?v=blocket_80...
(Thanks Eirik)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [22 May 13:32 Europe/Oslo]
OK!
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/042009/27/pics/041_pics.jpg
(Thanks Chris_B)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [27 Apr 16:14 Europe/Oslo]
Watch out
Google AnalyticsGoogle Anal-y-tics
(I'm learning a bit of Spanish these days)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [23 Apr 21:41 Europe/Oslo]
Size does matter
http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf(Thanks Skjaeve)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [27 Mar 14:22 Europe/Oslo]
Splish, splash..
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3439/supu.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [16 Mar 18:42 Europe/Oslo]
Hard lesson
http://temp.idklubb.org/elg/(Thanks Ingolf)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [06 Mar 15:24 Europe/Oslo]
Flying high
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-02-25/[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [05 Mar 16:17 Europe/Oslo]
Russian lolcats
http://rolcats.com/(Thanks Hoffa)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [17 Feb 23:11 Europe/Oslo]
In Russia..
http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/123325512598.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [01 Feb 14:58 Europe/Oslo]
Knock, knock
Who's there?Boo.
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [19 Nov 22:37 Europe/Oslo]
The front fell off
http://faapaa.no/The_Front_Fell_Off.wmv[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [17 Nov 15:20 Europe/Oslo]
Hit the ground skidding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHRxXY67UA&feature=relat...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [07 Oct 12:57 Europe/Oslo]
I can relate to that, too
http://www.cracked.com/article_16670_people-from-your-past-w...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [30 Sep 21:46 Europe/Oslo]
It seemed like a good idea at the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUGSrzTNjZw[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [29 Sep 11:50 Europe/Oslo]
A new magazine
http://bildr.no/view/257105(Only understandable if you follow Norwegian news)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [19 Sep 15:19 Europe/Oslo]
Lost in translation
http://blogologue.com/oops.png
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [12 Sep 15:52 Europe/Oslo]
Working through your issues
http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photo...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 Aug 14:22 Europe/Oslo]
It's all fun and games until someone looses a limb
http://niko.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/dd/dd703d8f1767d9c...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [01 Jul 01:38 Europe/Oslo]
Cleaning sucks
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h4nwZJb8w04Dr-H3A8uMVToWX...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [15 Jun 16:28 Europe/Oslo]
Last column
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Comparison_of_file...(Thanks Vinay)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [09 Jun 18:29 Europe/Oslo]
Taking a walk
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1452/g2gtq9.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [29 May 12:58 Europe/Oslo]
Points of view
http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20080516....[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [18 May 12:54 Europe/Oslo]
Advanced medicine
Thanks to my brother Kay for this one:"A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [16 May 11:24 Europe/Oslo]
Unintended consequences
http://failblog.org/2008/04/24/logo-design-fail/[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [15 May 14:57 Europe/Oslo]
Don't think and drive
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/10/funny-pictures-do-y...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 May 17:22 Europe/Oslo]
You say meet, I say greet
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-dog-pic...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [09 May 12:04 Europe/Oslo]
To all the fat cats out there
http://gfx.dagbladet.decenturl.com/pub-artikkel-5-53-532-532...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [15 Apr 12:37 Europe/Oslo]
Comfortable user interface
http://blog.air4web.com/bblog/pbimages/152.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [14 Feb 14:49 Europe/Oslo]
All grown up
http://www.little-gamers.com/index.php?comicID=576(Updated to point to the right space..)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [11 Feb 21:39 Europe/Oslo]
Making a cozy home
http://www.ondrejbrody.org/newpics/cat-dog-carpets.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [31 Jan 11:38 Europe/Oslo]
Preparation is everything
http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [25 Jan 14:13 Europe/Oslo]
Sup shorty
http://www.maniacworld.com/death-star-cafeteria.html;)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [20 Jan 20:23 Europe/Oslo]
Something for the weekend
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1200677477924.jpg
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1200677163749.jpg
Ooops, looks like they pulled the files..
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [18 Jan 20:12 Europe/Oslo]
Can't wait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [10 Jan 11:48 Europe/Oslo]
It's what you make of it
I'm lying here on the sofa with my laptop, just relaxing and watching what my brother is watching on the TV. We've got the computer hooked up to the TV using HDMI (sweet) and have the computer hooked up to the sound system as well.As we were watching, I noticed that Kaye was online on MSN, so I decided to have some fun. I use Pidgin, but it is possible to nudge using the "/nudge" command, so I did that a couple of times.
The nudge sound came and went a couple of times (on the sound system), and I asked Kaye if maybe he should log off MSN while we were watching something (this has happened before).
Well, it took a couple of more nudges, but I got him out of the sofa. When he came to the computer and turned around I just laughed and he rolled his eyes.
I laughed hard for a while after that too. :)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [28 Dec 23:29 Europe/Oslo]
I KILL YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-waHLz-TU[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [24 Dec 06:29 Europe/Oslo]
Random linkage
http://www.ishkur.com/posters/podcasting.jpg
http://www.ishkur.com/posters/mensa.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [10 Nov 03:19 Europe/Oslo]
Select your networks with care
Captured this screenshot as I was on the train back from Verdal to Trondheim:http://blogologue.com/networking.png
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [03 Nov 20:41 Europe/Oslo]
Exit strategy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXmOJRiPdUsStill makes me laugh. :)
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [17 Oct 17:56 Europe/Oslo]
Mikke
This only makes sense if you know Norwegian, but in any case:http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/117/61/6...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [15 Oct 14:34 Europe/Oslo]
Talk, talk, talk
https://cannabis.community.forums.ozstoners.com/style_emotic...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [03 Oct 16:25 Europe/Oslo]
Size
yo mamma is so fat, jabba the hut said dammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [30 Sep 22:24 Europe/Oslo]
Decaf
http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/bad-motivational-post...[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [30 Sep 16:56 Europe/Oslo]
Arr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbX1aMajow[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [09 Sep 16:58 Europe/Oslo]
Stars of tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RGVloJzYnk[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [07 Sep 20:14 Europe/Oslo]
Advantage Linux
http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [30 Aug 12:39 Europe/Oslo]
YMCA
I was reading on boing boing and saw thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgrG35-3js
really made me laugh.
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [23 Aug 02:06 Europe/Oslo]
Oops
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=4861[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [18 Aug 14:07 Europe/Oslo]
A little office action
http://bp3.blogger.com/_viHEhhBk2WY/RdsRwNGG1MI/AAAAAAAAAM4/...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [04 Aug 22:55 Europe/Oslo]
Kind of missing the mark
http://roflsaurus.com/users/public/w42728problems49.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [23 Jun 22:41 Europe/Oslo]
Some cats
http://www.lolcats.com/view/39/http://www.lolcats.com/view/64
http://www.lolcats.com/view/23/
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [23 Jun 21:36 Europe/Oslo]
We are family
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/29/st...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [02 May 11:52 Europe/Oslo]
It's not lag
http://house.napalm.net/napalm/its_not_lag.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [16 Apr 22:58 Europe/Oslo]
Life sucks
http://static.flickr.com/140/385950939_000fa1bbe6_o.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [20 Mar 14:09 Europe/Oslo]
Surpriiise!
http://thorkildssen.com/surprise.wmv[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [19 Mar 12:27 Europe/Oslo]
XP on a Mac
http://gay.pr0n.be/xponamac.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [12 Mar 19:36 Europe/Oslo]
The new late show
Not safe for work..http://www.erotixxx.net/video19.html
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [09 Mar 14:39 Europe/Oslo]
Cut your hair and get a job
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5d/Emo-Day_cop...
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [08 Mar 05:25 Europe/Oslo]
Cats
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/kittenpantz.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [05 Mar 22:26 Europe/Oslo]
Be a boob
http://www.fukung.net/images/2659/more_of_this_please.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [03 Mar 21:58 Europe/Oslo]
Just for laughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [18 Feb 21:56 Europe/Oslo]
Happy thoughts from the KKK
http://ccpl.lib.co.us/History_Old/Images/KKKFerrisWheel.JPG
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [17 Feb 01:30 Europe/Oslo]
800-what?
This is probably only understandable for Norwegians:http://vn.cl.no/800.png
but that's a news article about a guy that has masturbated 800 times in public. Ironically, the ad on the page says 800 flowers (.no).
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 Feb 17:05 Europe/Oslo]
Tech support
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ilxdown/3.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [13 Feb 16:30 Europe/Oslo]
Amen
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001867.html[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [05 Feb 00:30 Europe/Oslo]
Law'n'order
http://dm.cl.no/lawnorder.jpg
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [01 Feb 19:44 Europe/Oslo]
Spidaz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [27 Jan 15:51 Europe/Oslo]
In development
http://fuckweb2.com/and
http://lessthan3.com/
[Permalink] [By morphex] [Humor (Atom feed)] [21 Jan 15:20 Europe/Oslo]